I’ll do chores or read by the TV until I hear Ryan Wolfe’s voice, then I’ll stop what I’m doing and sigh. RAWR.ĬSI: Miami is rendered unwatchable to me because of David “Glasses On, Glasses Off” Caruso’s terrible acting, but I still tune in every now and again just to lust and drool over Jonathan Togo’s character. God bless whoever found this picture of Jakey-boy and posted it in the comments. Yeah, I even think his Richard Koufey alter-ego is kind of hot, in a really weird way. He was the gateway goofy, skinny musician crush, if you will.
I get to see him live in just under two weeks! EEEEE!īeck was the first goofy, skinny celebrity I had a crush on. The eye candy factor in this particular list may or may not suit you, since I generally like ‘em small, skinny and goofy, but if you think Spike Jonze is infinitely bone-able, you’ll probably dig this. Alex Kapranos and Jared Padalecki didn’t quite make it James Mercer and Johnny Depp bumped ‘em off. So anyway, a little while ago, I found a meme that told you to list ten famous people you’d shag, but now I forget WHERE I saw it. Warning: nothing to do with romance novels, but I was bored and felt like hunting down pictures of pretty people.